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Simm
Posted: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 1:37:02 AM

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Location: Randers, Denmark
12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
"So -- what are you wearing?"
"Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."
"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the Federal Trade Commission."
"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."
Best Regards
Simon

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darrenjferguson
Posted: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:09:00 AM

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Location: London, UK
On a similar note:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7457287.stm
Darren Ferguson - Umbraco level 2 certified
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